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Tony Blair

March 28th, 2013

A client wasn’t sure what kind of hair cut to have so he asked the barber, who had a huge brightly coloured mohawk, for some advice.

The barber replied “You could have a Tony Blair cut like mine.”

The client looked puzzled “But Tony Blair doesn’t have his hair like that.”

The barber looked him strait in the eye and said “He does if he comes here!”

Cheap cut

March 27th, 2013

A barber meets a man in a pub who asks how much he charges for a haircut.

The barber replies “Thirteen pounds.”

“What?” Says the man. “I usually only pay three.”

The barber takes a long look at him and then says “Yeah, looks like it.”

Three quid haircut

March 27th, 2013

An old barber took offence at the new male grooming barbershop that opened up down the street, and put up a sign saying “Why pay thirteen pounds for a haircut when we charge three?”

The new male grooming barbershop replied with a sign “We fix three pound haircuts!” Learn more about mens shavers.

Cut throat shave

March 27th, 2013

After a client had a cut throat shave he asked the barber how much he had to pay for this service using the electric shaver for men. The barber replied “five pounds.”

“But” says the client. “The sign says fifteen.”

“Yeah, well.” says the barber. “When a client is all mouth we can’t charge full price.”

Something artistic

March 27th, 2013

A man walks into the barbershop and asks for something artistic.

The barber chops off the clients ear and says “There you go, Van Gogh!”

Two year olds haircut

March 27th, 2013

A man asks the barber when would be best to bring in his two year old son in for a haircut.

The barber replies “When he is a grown up.”

Waiting for the barber

March 27th, 2013

What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbecue!

Walk funny

March 27th, 2013

Why did the man leave the barbershop walking funny?

Because he had a clip up the back side!

Through the barbershop

March 27th, 2013

Why did the man walk through the barbershop?

Because he wanted a short cut.

Barber jokes

March 27th, 2013

I know quite a few barber or barbering jokes and thought it would be a good idea to share them. If you know any barbering jokes that you would like to share then please let me know and I will add them to this blog.

Keep laughing and enjoy!

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