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Close shave

A man asks the barber for a shave saying that he finds hard to get a good clove shave himself. The barber takes a small wooden ball from the shelf and asks the client to pop it in his mouth, between his teeth and his cheek.

After the barber shaves the first cheek the client is really impressed at how close the shave is, so he moves the ball to the other cheek, asking “what happens if I swallow the ball?”

“Just do what everyone else does” says the the barber “and bring it back tomorrow!”

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